News
Trump Pledges to Back $BS Platform After Inauguration
In a surprising announcement, former President Donald Trump declared his support for $BS, the satirical, crypto-fueled news platform [...]
Elon Musk Sells Off $DOGE Ahead of $BS Token Launch
Billionaire Elon Musk has shocked the financial world by shifting his focus to a mysterious new cryptocurrency project [...]
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Cat Successfully Bypasses 15 Security Systems to Steal Last Slice of Pizza
Local pet owner claims it's the "Ocean's 11 of cat heists." [...]
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Man Wins "Best Hair" Award at Office Party
The man has been bald since 2003 co-workers agree the award is [...]
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Campus is buzzing over the feathered freshman's potential
Pigeon Enrolls in University - Plans to Major in 'Bread Crumb Economics' [...]
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Cow Becomes Mayor of Small Town - Campaign Slogan "Moo-ving Forward
Citizens report increased peace and better grazing spots.[...]
sport
Max Verstappen Reveals He’s Racing on “Pure Ego Fuel” and Pushes for Formula 1 to Go 100% Green
In a shock announcement, F1 champion Max Verstappen declared he’s powered purely by “Ego Fuel” [...]
sport
Jake Paul Announces Plan to Box Three Opponents at Once: “More the Merrier”
Rumor has it Paul is already scouting challengers, including former rivals, MMA fighters, and a surprise mystery opponent to keep fans guessing [...]
music
Martin Garrix to Produce Official Anthem for $BS Token - A Crypto Track Set to Make Waves
In a move that's shaking up both the music and crypto worlds, Martin Garrix, the global superstar and #1 DJ, has announced he will be producing the official anthem for $BS token. [...]
Politics
Arnold Schwarzenegger Teams Up with $BS to Launch “Terminator Coin”
In a surprising announcement, Arnold Schwarzenegger has revealed his collaboration with $BS, the satirical crypto-powered platform [...]
